| hey every one hows it going i coming up soon i coming the last week in june thru july 4 so ill talk to u later
Dan
thought this was funny
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| yo momma is so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
yo skin is so dark and yo teeth r so yellow when u smile u look like a pittsburgh steelers helmet.
yo momma is so old and so fat when god said let there be light she had to get out of the way first.
those r some jokes from the new show yo momma hope u like them.
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| 200 Midgets |
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground!
The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from crashing!
As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane.
Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds.
As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
"Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. Those were Texans with all the crap scared out of them!"
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| wat up my home boys well i get my report card soon (hope i get good grades) well talk to u guys later
Dan |
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| well nothing new so leave lots of comments |
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